Category: Curiosities

Sometimes you just run up against stuff you just can’t classify–like the item I found about the Gippsland Giant worm you can hear squelching under you feet when you walk over it’s tunnels. Not part of my landscape, but I couldn’t resist writing about it. Maybe this category should be changed to Curiosities.

Bruce the Gunner

My grandson is now four years old. I’ve been taking care of him since about two days after his birth. At his first birthday, I began splitting time with his other grandmother.

Anyway, I decided a couple of weeks ago that he might like to have a water gun fight with me. I bought the smallest guns I could find, filled them up, and gave him one. He didn’t seem to quite “get it,” so I squirted him. He ran off giggling, but his hands are still too small to retaliate effectively.

So some time later in the day I was busy doing something at the dining table. He came into the room, held the loaded gun about two inches from my chest and using both hands, he squirted me. When I yelled, “Oh! You got me!” He lit up.

Isn’t it amazing how terrific it is to see such pleasure on a small face?

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A farm boy turned soldier, a nightclub singer turned WAC, they survived the Great Depression and World War II but will they survive the peace? It’s available at Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gravy-faith-colburn/1140249302

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Struggling to act normal, whatever normal means, Connor William Conroy, just back from combat in the Southwest Pacific with shell shock, meets a girl. But he doesn’t remember how to behave—and then there are the flashbacks. Meanwhile, nightclub singer Bobbi Bowen joined the Women’s Army Corps because the nightclubs were cutting back on live entertainment and her band members were getting drafted. Now she’s building and repairing radios for B-24 Liberator bombers and singing in a nightclub when she’s off duty. And then, she meets Connor.

As a WAC, Bobbi understands Connor better than most, but he’s been through frightening experiences that may affect him for the rest of his life. He’s seen and done things she can’t even imagine. But then, Bobbi has had her own frightening experiences in nightclubs where she’s worked. Accustomed to not only noise, city lights, and glamour, she also knows poverty and despair. That’s what drove her into the nightclubs in the first place. Bobbi always thought farmers were dumb, but Connor’s given her a whole new way of thinking about them. AND his father drives a Chrysler New Yorker, so the family must be prosperous. If Bobbi knows one thing for sure, it is that she doesn’t ever want to be hungry again.

Besides, Connor’s tall, dark, and handsome. She thinks he’s The One. Does she dare give her heart to this dangerous man?

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Glorious Mud

Below is a response to this week’s Carrot Ranch Literary Community blog challenge. Here in 99 words, no more, no less, is a “flash story” about mud.

When my sister and I were young, we spent every day it was fit to be outside investigating the farm our family owned. Spring was best when the seasonal creek ran under the bridge. We waded in warm, squishy almost-liquid. Soft, viscous ooze squeezed between our wriggling toes and little creatures tickled our legs. Mom gave us a flour sifter to filter whatever lurked hidden in that murky fluid. Imagine our delight when the sieve came out swarming with tiny creatures. We put them in jars where we could see them and watch them grow into toads.

Horse Lips

I know I have photos of Chip, but I don’t know where I’ve put them.

Animals are marvelous and surprising creatures, aren’t they? I could cite dozens of examples, but I submit horse lips to plead my case.

They look big and rubbery, not at all subtle, yet they function almost like hands—with fingers. Have you ever fed a horse a ration that includes something she doesn’t like? When you next enter the barn, you’ll find those tiny bits in the feed trough, while the rest of the rations have disappeared. You’ll never see her make the sort.

Hold out your hand with a carrot or an apple. Your horse will hold hands with you. Those lips are warm and comforting as a handshake. (That’s assuming you don’t have an angry horse that bites.)

I’ve never quite “got” horse humor, but once upon a time my then-husband and I stood a racing quarter horse named Flying Chip Nine at stud. Sometimes he would “laugh” at us—or jeer at us, I’ve never quite decided which—with his long upper lip turned up showing his teeth.

My grandson sometimes effects that expression. In his case, I know what he’s communicating.

Near Death

I’ve read about near death experiences several times, including an article I saved from Discover Magazine.  These experiences really fascinate me—not that I want to have one.

There seem to be some consistencies among the near deaths of many people. Most seem to “see” their dying bodies as if they’re outside themselves. Many see a bright light—or a shadow. They report them as the most powerful,  intense, and important experiences of their lives. The scientists seem particularly confused about how those NDEs could leave such memorable and intense impressions.

I have a theory.

It seems to me that dying, even for only a few seconds or minutes, would be about as intense as it gets. It is, after all, the end, or at least a reminder that the person experiencing it could end. Period. No more chances.

Many people change their personalioties as a result, becoming friendlier, kinder, more tolerant. I can’t help thinking that’s the Ebenezer Scrooge effect. Once you’re faced smack against your ending, wouldn’t you have more perspective about what’s important and what’s not worth worrying about? Wouldn’t you think about how you’ll be remembered—because, after all, our lives do go on in some ways in other people’s memories.

I know there are probably scientific explanations for the NDE effect, but I’m thinking I’ll go with what seems obvious and not try to explain it out of existence—and that from a lover of science.

The Greatest Gift

Here is my contribution to the Carrot Ranch Literary Community blog challenge. The prompt was the greatest gift. I think the question I’m answering here is what does it cost when a son gives up on his father.

My son and his father don’t get along and that means Ben is losing half of himself. My former husband gave us scary times and he wanted to make up for it, so when he got his life under control, he gave Ben the greatest gift he knew how to give—a horse. That’s because when he was going through the worst of his own adolescence, his horse provided him solace. During summers Ben spent in Colorado with him, they rode horses and took packing trips. Those were good times for Ben, but somehow he’s lost whatever they had.

Here’s my horseman son. Doesn’t he look relaxed and competent here?

Flour Sacks

During World War I, when flour mills realized poor women were making clothing from their sacks, they began using patterned and floral sacks and created labels that would wash off.
  1. When I was a kid, we called it material.
  2. It was the stuff from which we made our clothing.
  3. Back in the ‘50s (and before), the companies that made feed and flour packaged them in cloth (material) sacks.
  4. When we were little kids and didn’t require very much cloth to make a romper, my mom made our sun suits out of those flour sacks.
  5. We wore those little rompers all summer while we poked around in the mud under the bridge capturing tadpoles; when we climbed trees peering in bird’s nests; when we turned over the empty tank and rescued a nest of baby mice.
  6. I learned to sew with those free pieces of material.
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Matter, Energy and Immortality

I have decided to enter a blog hop hosted by Girlie on the Edge blog. The rules are you write six sentences, no more no less, using the week’s prompt word. This week it’s Matter.

1. I read about entangled particles in quantum physics—about how particles switch from matter to energy and back and how, if they’re entangled, they change simultaneously, even on opposite sides of the universe.

Now, I want to know how those particles/packets of energy keep in touch so they can change at the same time.

3. I’ve also read about matter awareness—studies that show how rats fed brains from other rats taught a maze already know how to get the treat.

4. Suppose, then, that a rabbit dies somewhere on the high plains and particles of its decomposed brain wash down into the Snake River and over the falls where they get caught in an eddy and picked up by the roots of a cedar tree.

5. Suppose further that a storm gallops across the grasslands with its sound and fury unleashing lightning that strikes the cedar, which, being full of resin and all, explodes into flames.

6. Does the fire have any recollection of having been a waterfall?

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Traveling Again

I’ve been out of town for the Nebraska Book Festival in Lincoln and tomorrow I leave for the Nebraska State Fair, so I’m spending my time trying to catch up all the caning and freezing I need to do to preserve my garden produce. I now have 60 pints of tomatoes and the pasta tomatoes are just beginning to ripen. I have six gallons of green beans frozen and all the lovely pumpkins I expected to use for jack-o-lanterns will have to be processed and used because the bugs got to them before they even got ripe. I’m hoping the homeless shelter can use them because I’ve already canned all the pumpkin and squash my son and daughter-in-law and I can use. Any more green beans will probably go to the shelter too.

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Biking the Hill

Grandma’s Hill

My family lived on a farm at the foot of Grandma’s hill. My sister and I used to ride our bikes to Grandma’s. These were ordinary girl’s bikes with back-pedal brakes and no gears. We rode down our north lane to the gravel and looked a half-mile west, all of it hill—steep hill. Undaunted, we would start pedaling. Within a few yards, we stood on the pedals, pumping as hard as our legs would pump. I don’t remember ever riding all the way to the top.

But, oh what rides we had going home!

A Man or a Mouse

Years later, my oldest son was a little boy when he stood at the top of that hill with his bike. Grandma saw him before he hopped on, but not soon enough to stop him. He wiped out about halfway down. When she got to him, she asked what he was thinking.

“Well,” he said, “I thought ‘am I a man or am I a mouse.’ I guess I’m a mouse,” he said, lip quivering.

And yet, like Grandma said, he did it even when he was scared.

Sandwiches

My sister and I used to ride our bikes to Grandma Hazel’s house almost every day. When we got there, we were always hungry. (That was a really big hill.) We went immediately to the ‘fridge and built sandwiches—two slices of white bread, a slice of bologna, a slice of American cheese, some lettuce, a slice of tomato, and a few cucumber slices, mortared together with Miracle Whip sandwich spread. We tried a few other ingredients such as carrot slices and a bit of zucchini, but the carrots fell out and the zucchini didn’t add any flavor to our concoctions.

Sandburs

Grandma’s place, like ours, was a farmstead and a lot of sandburs grew there—the kind with the hard seed set off by a stiff spear, like a unicorn’s horn. Sis and I called them puncture vine because we often found them in our feet. We found them in our flat bike tires, too. We’d pull out the sandburs, but we had to walk our bikes home down that wonderful hill that gave us such thrilling rides when our tires were round.

My Aunt Nina, who lived with Grandma, declared war on those sandburs. In about two years, she’d pulled and burned every sandbur on the place and we never got a flat tire at Grandma’s house. I wish we could have persuaded her to repeat the performance at our house.

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